Brandon's facial hair
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  1. flannelroy
    Posts: 8

    Posted 09/27/2010 8:51 PM

    As we all anticipate the start of another season, there are many burning Blazer-related questions. But perhaps there are none so pressing as the question of what kind of facial hair Brandon should sport as he enters his fifth NBA season. As a top player in the league who has garnered the respect and admiration of his many fans and fellow players, it is of paramount importance that he consider what kind of lasting impression he leave on us. As things currently stand, Brandon is sporting what we might call the "scruff" beard, wherein one is able to see more skin than hair through his few scraggly whisps. It must be acknowledged that Brandon has achieved a great deal of success while sporting this motley assemblage of facial hairs. However, as he enters his prime, it may behoove him as well as the entire organization to consider some other options for facial enhancement. Let me be the first to suggest a long, well-groomed mustache. Such a magnificent adornment would not only strike fear in the hearts of opponents, but it would also further enhance his reputation as an upstanding citizen.

    I welcome your thoughts on this important subject, gentlemen.
  1. BDawg
    Posts: 1593

    Posted 09/28/2010 3:48 AM

    Have to say, the "Luigi" look does absolutely nothing for me...especially where BRoy is concerned :)  IMO, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
    I am a fan of players that play with PASSION and PRIDE
  1. Hg
    Posts: 60

    Posted 09/28/2010 6:36 AM

    The facial hair on BRoy is very little concern to me. Opposed to flannelroy opinion, it is trifle, not a pressing question.

    It seems like this is the going fad for new movies with the men sporting a two or three days growth of facial hair. What BRoy decides to do with his facial hair is up to BRoy; as long as he goes out and plays the best he can is all that matters to me.
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  1. RipCityVice
    Posts: 126

    Posted 09/28/2010 7:58 AM

    you mean a sideburning question.
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    Posted 09/28/2010 12:09 PM

    I think if Roy grows a mullet and has a handlebar mustache that would inflict the most fear in the opponents, maybe even his mom.
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  1. DHawes22
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    Posted 09/28/2010 2:36 PM

    Hey, don't hate on those who can only grow beards in patches :D I should know, I suffer from Pathcyfacialhairitis
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  1. DHawes22
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    Posted 09/28/2010 2:38 PM

    Is that what you meant Tom? Talk about the ultimate intimidator!
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  1. Fallen_Deity
    Posts: 440

    Posted 09/28/2010 3:11 PM

    i am terrified of that picture... personally we need two things... Oden needs a Dr. J afro and some huge 70's chops, and Jbay needs to grow out an eraser top.  Broy can have his scraggily beard im perfectly ok if he is happy with it
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  1. FamousRoy
    Posts: 144

    Posted 09/28/2010 4:13 PM

    He should at least try the big mustache.  He'd look a little like MJ.  It'd be a big mustache not to try the big mustache.  Maybe a Schintzius mullet, too.  HEE HEE HEE!
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    Posted 09/29/2010 12:29 PM

    Posted By DHawes22 on 09/28/2010 2:38 PM

    Is that what you meant Tom? Talk about the ultimate intimidator!
    ha ha ha! That is intimidating. But I had this more in mind with maybe a little more Kanye style mullet but longer:

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